Sweet-talk Kerry Fusaro, Tom Lee, or Mike Scherago into making changes, but don't hold your breath.Bite the bullet, see if it flies, and hope that Harvard's not allowed to take back an admissions certificate even if I flunk English at zero hour.The way I've got it figured, there's three ways I can pull this off-and one's only a maybe. The one time I accidentally said "hell" in front of Naylor, he threw up on Othello.
Steel, the Mafia, and France.Īnd finally a world-famous gigolo who left a string of broken-hearted heiresses strewn across four continents. Namath shit a brick.Ī world-famous Red Sox slugger who single-handedly brought the World Series title back to Boston for the first time since 1918.Ī world-famous rock and roller who packed the Garden with his bass guitar, his T-shirt off, his jeans way tight, and sweat pouring off the body that made them all horny.They called it McKennaMania.Ī world-famous attorney who wasn't afraid to go after pain-in-the-ass defendants like U.S.
And who among us can forget the many things he was?Ī world-famous Jets quarterback who threw a 98-yard pass during sudden death in Super Bowl XVI. But not alot.)Ī legend has left us-buried beneath the epitaph he long ago chose for himself: Craig McKenna, laid at 15. Naylor: I'm pretending it's being written for the Village Voice, so there may be some profane words in it. All others will be drafted.Ĭraig McKennaBeckley SchoolRoom 311Tarrytown, New York Hawkins advises this reporter that "we still need a stage crew." Those willing to volunteer should do so immediately. Though the leads have already been cast (sorry, guys), Mrs. Under the capable direction of art teacher Pauline Hawkins, the musical will run for three performances during the weekend before commencement. This year's spring play, produced by Beckley's boys and Mary Immaculate's girls, will be Lerner & Loewe's timeless and everpopular classic, Brigadoon. "The House Un-American Activities Committee would have had her shot on sight." If you say so, Trav. Puckett-this year's Sheet Monitor in the dorm's laundry room-has titled his thesis, "Put the Blame on Mame." In it, he examines the purported ties between Patrick Dennis' fictional aunt and the Marxist-Leninist dogma of the late 1940s.
Three weeks ahead of the curve, Travis Puckett is the first to submit his completed Senior Project to Mr. Leading the Black-and-Grey to a 10-0 gridiron record in the fall, and with an unassailable eleven-game hitting streak in the spring, McKenna will be presented with the Cup at commencement exercises next month-a fitting farewell as he departs for Harvard and law school in September. All-star quarterback and shortstop Craig McKenna has been awarded Beckley's Victory Cup as the year's most outstanding athlete, in the first unanimous vote since the Cup was instituted in 1943.
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